The Definition of Ugly…

The definition of ugly as defined by Merriam Webster:

1: frightful , dire
2 a: offensive to the sight : hideous b: offensive or unpleasant to any sense
3: morally offensive or objectionable <corruption—the ugliest stain of all>
4 a: likely to cause inconvenience or discomfort <the ugly truth> b: surly , quarrelsome <an ugly disposition> <the crowd got ugly>

The definition of ugly as defined by me :

1: A well-dressed woman walks into a deli and asks to trade twenty-five pennies for a quarter to be used in the parking meter.
2: The deli owner tells her he didn’t want the pennies.
3: The rest is as follows…

Lady: “So you’re not going to give me the quarter?”
Deli Owner: “No.”
Lady: “Thanks. Thanks for fucking nothing. I hope your fucking store burns. Go back to your fucking country.”

I witnessed this, today, while getting a drink at my local deli.

As you can see, both definitions have a lot in common.

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